Design By Blake

Consider this a request old ladies who go to the gym, stop putting on perfume before working out. It’s fucking disgusting and it makes you smell worse than if you were working out. I have no issues with smelling a little body odor at the gym. I’m not saying I like it but it’s the gym, if you are doing it right you are going to sweat and sweat smells bad.

For some reason old woman feel the need to put on perfume before going to the gym. Not just a dab behind the ears either, it’s more like a bottle exploded so when they walk by the trail of perfume wafts behind them like a car with a bad exhaust. The noxious scent has actually been known to choke me as I’m trying to do some cardio. No matter how fast I go, there I am, stuck in the same place, getting nowhere fast with no chance of escape.

So please, please, please stop putting on perfume at all it isn’t necessary. If you feel that you might smell bad might I suggest a little deodorant or antiperspirant. There is nothing worse then smelling grandma walking by while I’m trying to work out.

I guess the question is begged to be asked, which is worse, an old lady smelling like perfume or some asshole who walks by and farts? Either way you got no where to go.

So as I sign off for the evening I say to you perfume wearing grannies and to you fart blasting assholes of the gym. Fuck you!

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